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    OS X Snoop Lion, From Apple

    Apple and the artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg are proud to present their collaborative project. OS X Snoop Lion is a rebirth, inspired by traditional reggae style. And they’re donating ten percent of proceeds to the Marijuana Reform Party.

    See the specs for the new weed-friendly Mac OS. »

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    The Apple Genius Bar Can Fix Anything

    The Apple Genius Bar can fix your Mac or any of your iDevices. But did you know that’s not all they can fix?

    Your martini, your leg, your love life. All fixable at the Genius Bar. »

  3. Ok, well let’s just have a look here, and I’ll tr—oh, wow. Um, sir? This computer is completely waterlogged.

    Girl Detective explores this scooter-rider’s Genius Bar conversation.

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    Siri Tells John Malkovich a Better Joke

    One problem with the new Siri ad with John Malkovich: Siri’s joke isn’t funny at all. In our version, John waits until she delivers something much more satisfying.

    Watch Siri amuse the man voted ‘Most Likely to Be Tilda Swinton in a Bald Cap’. »

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    The Best Twitter Jokes About the New iPad

    https://twitter.com/#!/jkubicek/status/177460882614403072

    https://twitter.com/#!/olhnso/status/177461284659400704

    https://twitter.com/#!/max_read/status/177462291799867392

    Read more. »

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    “NOT FREE!” – 5 Examples of iPhone Users Not Understanding How Newsstand Works

    When Apple released iOS 5 in October of last year, iOS device users got a few new features: free iMessaging, Notification Center, a faster Camera. It was a good update overall, with many features getting noticeably upgraded.

    But there was also Newsstand.

    Newsstand is basically a folder where all your magazine subscriptions live. You can download apps for tons of popular magazines for free, then purchase individual issues or subscriptions to those magazines.  Once you’ve got the free app and the paid subscription, you can read your pretty digital magazines on a hammock or a toilet or wherever the hell people read magazines.

    But the important thing to remember here is that you need to download a free app to access your paid subscription content. It’s a little more complicated than it needs to be, but it fits within the way Apple does things. I mean, I get it, but does everyone else?

    Looking at the myriad angry reviews for every magazine in Newsstand, the answer is no. No they don’t. Holy shit, they do not. Not at all.

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    I Feel Small and Confused About Facebook Being Worth $100 Billion

    So Facebook is likely to go public next year at a $100 billion valuation. And this is the moment I became a grandpa who didn’t understand anything, because I can’t wrap my head around how a company made of people sitting at computers might be worth three times as much as, say, General Motors, a company that makes fuckin’ cars, with machines and factories and tools.

    Facebook would be bigger than Disney, which makes movies and TV and has a fleet of theme parks with rides that could sometimes kill you. It’d be bigger than Amazon, which has warehouses full of stuff to ship.

    Apple’s bigger. But Apple has factories. »

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    Corporate Sponsorships for Occupy Wall Street

    The Occupy Wall Street movement has become a global phenomenon, with sympathetic protests cropping up around the world, grassroots support and growing mainstream media attention. Still, if it’s going to keep growing, the movement needs to incorporate one more crucial element. They need corporate sponsors.

    There’s a lot to be gained for the sponsor. They get zeitgeisty buzz, they appeal to a “hip” young market, and they might just get the ironic attention of the wealthy 1%. Here are some companies that would be a natural fit for the Occupy Wall Street movement.

    First up: The Olive Garden. »

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