If a TV or film character is creeping around a spooky place, they will get scared by a cat.
Inspired by TV Tropes: Cat Scare.
This is actually the sanest video on this channel.
YouTube poet Steve Roggenbuck is Slacktory’s power animal, and dogs are his power animal, so dogs are Slacktory’s grandpa.
Reddit loves bragging about their pets for karma. So when user dickfish asked, “What odd personality thing does your pet do?” redditors came in to rake in the upvotes — and, you know, share cool stories with like-minded people. We’ve gathered a sampling of the very best here for you, so you can start feeling like your dog is boring immediately.
Ismonkah’s dog just wants to dress up:
My dog cries until I pretend to put makeup on him. Any time I’m in the bathroom getting ready, he cries and stands up on his hind legs until I put the brush close to his face and tell him he’s pretty.
Emilylime92’s cat is overly helpful:
My cat knows how to open doorknobs. He’s learned that, with me being a female, I can’t leave the bathroom without using toilet paper. If he wants something and I’m in the bathroom, he’ll open the door, grab the toilet paper that is hanging down with either his teeth or his paw and pull it and bring it to me. He’ll then sit and wait, and if I don’t use it (doesn’t matter if I’m on the toilet or not) he’ll get more.
Doesn’t matter if I’m in there to shower, brush my teeth, or take a piss. Neville will make me use the fucking toilet paper.
Last year, my colleague Cole Stryker discovered sad Etsy boyfriends and Etsy child abuse. Soon after, a blog started tracking sad Etsy dogs. But Etsy crafters continue to humiliate their loved ones by posing them with handmade “clothes”. Here are 29 of their sad Etsy pets.
What makes me post this three-week-old song about a harp seal and a photographer, besides that it is cute and funny and only has like 50 thousand views, is that it’s a great example of the popular/satirical line that Parry Gripp walks.
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