If a TV or film character is creeping around a spooky place, they will get scared by a cat.
Inspired by TV Tropes: Cat Scare.
It’s really sad to see everyone fall for the Facebook copyright notice hoax. You guys realize that just declaring something on your Facebook status doesn’t make it legally so, right?
You already know that Sony replaced Community showrunner Dan Harmon with the two guys who ran Just Shoot Me!. You might also know that Sony sent out a stupid memo to Community‘s cast, feeding them stupid lines about this stupid change.
You might even know about the fake Twitter account for Community’s new show runners, David Guarascio and Moses Port. But did you know that it just got shut down? Did the parodists just change their name to something less likely to confuse total idiots? Or did Sony ask Twitter to swing the banhammer?
UPDATE: The account’s back. Or it just wasn’t loading for us. Or something! But we’re having trouble embedding tweets, so if you’re having trouble too, see our screencap below.
In 1984, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man was such a pop culture icon that when the Ghostbusters were asked to choose the form of the destructor, Ray couldn’t help but imagine the giant marshmallow man.
What would have popped into Ray’s head if the movie took place in 2012?
Answers: Trick question, West Salmon Falls has 480 residents
“Whitney, your twin sister, Outsourced Cummings, represented a significant investment to NBC,” the NASA Business Commission executive mutters, “We’d like to talk to you about taking over her contract and enlisting in the Avatar program.”
Whitney Cummings mouthfarts, “psshhh, what’s with the serious pants attitude!?” The NBC exec looks confused. “Whitney, you understand that your twin sister is dead, right?” Whitney rolls her eyes and slinks back in her chair, “it’s all cool dude!” Then she burps.
The flustered NBC executive strokes his devil beard and says, “Listen, we’ve got a pilot ready to launch on Thursday night. We need you to take over your sister’s mission – you have the exact same genetic make up as Outsourced, you’re the only one who can do it. Please! Whitney! Our planet is desperately low on Ratium and we think you may be our only hope of survival. We need to send you to the planet Avatar so you can convince the Avatar tribe to move their Avatars so that we can mine for the Ratium. Please! PLEASE WHITNEY PLEASE!” Whitney’s all like “Yeah whatever dude I’ll do it, I’m always down for a par-tayyy!”
You know why everyone hates the “What people think I do” meme? Because they’re about real people’s boring lives.
But Darth Vader, Michael Bluth from Arrested Development, GLaDOS from Portal, Jeff Winger from Community, Leonard Shelby from Memento, Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and Alex from A Clockwork Orange have fascinating lives, and I just made “What people think I do” galleries for all of them.
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