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Posts Tagged Jurassic Park
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Other Jurassic Park Lines That Would Make Good Band Names
There’s a drum-bass-cello band called You Bred Raptors?, says WNYC’s Soundcheck. “That reminds me, every line in Jurassic Park would make a good band name,” says me. Viz:
- Life Finds a Way
- Clever Girl
- In the Hands of Engineers
- Whether or Not They Could
- The Magic Word
- Pull Up the Dinosaurs’ Skirts
- I Refuse to Believe You’re Not Familiar With the Concept of Attraction
- Fast for a Biped
- Hold Onto Your Butts
- Full 50 Miles of Perimeter Fence
- Are They Heavy
- The Rape of the Natural World
- We Have Dodgson Here
- Kids Get Scared
- A Deplorable Excess of Personality
- Six Foot Turkey
- I’m a Hacker
- Do-You-Think-He-Saurus Rex
- An Aim Not Devoid of Merit
- The Pirates Don’t Eat the Tourists
- The Future Ex-Mrs. Malcolm
- People Are Dying
- Must Go Faster
- Woman Inherits the Earth
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Jurassic Park: The Web Comic
A webcomic version of Jurassic Park. Like, shot-for-shot. According to CollegeHumor’s Dan Gurewitch, his friend Derek Walborn made it years ago, but he’s just now putting it online, so he won’t get tired of drawing it and just drop it after a month of Reddit fame. He’s got to see this thing through to (SPOILER) that part where the T-Rex eats the raptors and saves the people.
If anyone cease-and-desists this guy, I will disembowel them with my thumb.
Unrelated: Jurassic-Park-themed art exhibit The JP Show via Lindsey Weber.







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