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Posts Tagged “poetry”

  1. How to make poetry out of @horse_ebooks

    Kimberly Walters (@aRealLiveGhost) makes poems out of @horse_ebooks tweets. This is the last in a Slacktory series.

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    Original tweets: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

  2. aRealLiveGhost and horse_ebooks avatars

    Horse_ebooks poetry: “YOU”

    Kimberly Walters tweets as @aRealLiveGhost. She searches through the massive 16,478-tweet archive of the Twitter bot @horse_ebooks, picks out specific tweets, then retweets them in a sequence to create a poem. She’s given us a set of exclusive poems. Here’s the latest.

    See more of Kimmy’s @horse_ebooks poetry.

  3. aRealLiveGhost and horse_ebooks avatars

    Horse_ebooks poetry: “Body Language”

    Kimberly Walters tweets as @aRealLiveGhost. She searches through the massive 16,435-tweet archive of the Twitter bot @horse_ebooks, picks out specific tweets, then retweets them in a sequence to create a poem. She’s given us a set of exclusive poems. Here’s the latest.

    Read the poem by Kimberly and Horse_ebooks. »

  4. aRealLiveGhost and horse_ebooks avatars

    Horse_ebooks poetry: “During This Turbulent Life”

    Kimberly Walters tweets as @aRealLiveGhost. She searches through the massive 16,195-tweet archive of the Twitter bot @horse_ebooks, picks out specific tweets, then retweets them in a sequence to create a poem. She’s given us a set of exclusive poems. Here’s the first.

    Read ‘During This Turbulent Life’. »

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    The Imaginary Image Blog

    There’s a group of poet-comedians on Twitter. We frequently point to them on Slacktory’s Follow Fridays. This crowd are sometimes funny, sometimes bizarre, sometimes just beautiful — it feels like they’re more after a pure emotional response, and the authenticity of that response matters more than whether it’s happy-flavored or sad-flavored.

    The group also has a blog. A group blog. A glog. A gumblr. It’s called the Imaginary Image Blog, and it’s art.

    Some sample posts:

    Two toddlers running lines from ‘Waiting for Godot’, only taking breaks for crackers and juice.

    — DadBeard

    a stripper in full camouflage attire, slowly appearing

    — ConorTripler

    See more quotes from the Imaginary Image Blog. »

  6. AAEG Seussian talk

    Ask an Evil Genie: I Wish to Rhyme Like Dr. Seuss

    The Evil Genie grants three wishes a week. Leave a wish in the comments!

    Syzygygygy wishes: Oh, proud and mighty evil genie, please grant me my wish! Let me drop mad rhymes like Dr. Seuss.

    The Evil Genie replies: Congratulations! You awake tomorrow to find that you rhyme in the classic Seussian style: furiously, compulsively, non-dictionarily, and with only a passing regard for logic.

    At first you are excited to meet your friends for brunch, planning rhymes about mancakes and handshakes and branflakes and fan breaks, but when you leave your house and begin to speak to others you find there is a glitch in your system: You are unable to express thoughts that don’t rhyme, and, with the speed of your gift far surpassing the speed of your regular mental and emotional responses, you rarely say anything close to what you mean when another person is speaking to you.

    Meeting your friends, you immediately find that your new skill makes for fairly unpredictable conversations… »

  7. Limericks with rage faces

    Six Limericks About Reddit

    My god, that comment’s astounding!
    It answered this issue confounding.
    But whom do I thank?
    What’s the username? “SPANK_
    NAKED_PUPPIES_AND_GIVE_THEM_A_POUNDING”?
    Idea stolen from here

    The faces you see inside fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
    Can be derpy, or hairy or blue.
    Or Forever Alone
    With no texts on his phone,
    But not Rage Face. That one we withdrew.

    Read four more limericks about Reddit. »

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    Fixed Nursery Rhymes

    I fixed classic nursery rhymes to be more realistic. But that made them all hella tragic.

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men were like, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING.”

    See 13 more realistic nursery rhymes. »

  9. Redditor's Wife - Come the fuck to sleep

    Come the Fuck to Sleep: The Internet Widow’s Rhyme

    At last night’s live 4chan variety show, editor Nick Douglas’s girlfriend Rachel Fershleiser read a poem she’d written, an internet version of Go the Fuck to Sleep. Some of these links are super-NSFW, with sound.

    You’ve seen every advice dog on Tumblr
    And Portal has beeped its last beep.
    The redditors logged off, the 4channers silenced,
    Now please for fuck’s sake come to sleep.

    You’ve checked Xtube and YouPorn and Bangbus.
    There’s nothing left to which to fap.
    The Suicide Girls start to all look the same.
    Let’s at least take a short fucking nap?

    I don’t care if that slut’s a cum dumpster… »

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