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Posts Tagged “quotes”

  1. I'm king of the world movie misquote

    Comic: More Movie Misquotes

    Sunday Brunch is Manolo M.’s comic for Slacktory. See previous strips, or see Manolo’s other comic, Lucky Pamphlet.

    This is the second of two movie misquote comics; here’s the first.

    See the misremembered movie quotes. »

  2. Shining live from New York

    Comic: Favorite Movie Quotes

    Sunday Brunch is Manolo M.’s comic for Slacktory. See previous strips, or see Manolo’s other comic, Lucky Pamphlet.

    Read this week’s comic. »

  3. don't measure blood pressure

    12 Beautiful Desktop Backgrounds With Karl Pilkington Quotes

    Those of us familiar with Karl Pilkington know he is the definition of an idiot savant, with a “’ead like a fuckin’ orange,” according to Ricky Gervais. The star of An Idiot Abroad got his start on The Ricky Gervais Podcast, where his career mostly involved being insulted by co-hosts and creators of The Office UK, Stephen Merchant and the titular Ricky Gervais.

    The disappointment I feel when I agree with, or simply just understand, Karl Pilkington’s thoughts is all-encompassing. He inspires me so much that I decided to imitate my favorite Tumblr phenom: inspirational words in a shitty font with names like “Love Ya Like a Sister” and “Muddy Tyres” slapped on to a colorized NASA photo of a nebula.

    Click any quote to get a wallpaper-size version!


    Photo by s58y on Flickr


    Photo by Michael from Minnesota on Flickr


    Photo by mock-turtle on Flickr

    See the rest of the Karl Pilkington wallpapers. »

  4. Uncyclopedia cropped

    Great Lines From Wikipedia: Sex Dice and Petting Behavior

    Steamboat travel becomes part of the mythos from this point.

    — Zwarte Piet

     

    Examples include letters for Boggle, directions for Warhammer Fantasy Battle, and instructions for sexual acts using sex dice.

    — Dice: Section: Alternative Dice

     

    “Granddaddy of Them All” redirects here. For the pay-per-view wrestling event, see WrestleMania.

    — Rose Bowl Game

     

    Threads of Fate has a reasonably uncomplicated story and (save for its rather unexpected plot twist) harbors minimal surprise and suspense.

    — Threads of Fate

    Read on for the petting behavior. »

  5. Limbaugh Gandhi

    Who Said It, Rush Limbaugh or Gandhi?

    Take our fun quiz — but don’t peek at the answers until you’ve tried!
    1. “Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.”
    2. “Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.”
    3. “Nothing is impossible for pure love.”
    4. “A man of truth must also be a man of care.”
    5. “Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn’t biodegradable? Paper!”
    6. “To call woman the weaker sex is a libel; it is man’s injustice to woman.”
    7. “An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.”
    8. Played an entire song called “Barack the Magic Negro”
    Answer key: Gandhi: 1, 2, 5. Limbaugh: 3, 4, 6, 7. Both: 8.
  6. Grinning Jimmy Wales

    Actual Lines from Wikipedia: Movie Edition

    Instead she looks at the book and has a weird feeling.

    — Inkheart

     

    In 2007, she made a standing-room-only appearance at a library in Texas.

    — Shelley Duvall (via Cole Stryker)

     

    The Sultan seems to not know until the end of the first movie that Iago can fully comprehend and converse in human speech and is evil.

    — Iago (Aladdin)

    Read on. There’s ‘Twilight’. »

  7. Rick Perry and the Great Wall of China

    Governor Rick Perry Teaches You American History

    After Tuesday night’s GOP debate, Governor Rick Perry showed off his masterful grasp of American history while talking to the press, instantly spawning a #perryhistory meme on Twitter.

    #perryhistory: all the fun of Troll Quotes with the added horror that this guy miiiiight become President.

    Learn about the battle of Davey Jones and Sancho Panza. »

  8. the force shall be with you

    Movie Misquote Dad: A New Advice Meme

    You know dads, how they always quote the movie you just saw for the rest of the night. But they always get it a little wrong. It’s the “Don’t tase me, man!” effect.

    That’s the inspiration for this new advice meme I made up. And I’ve already seen someone do it wrong! Read these and then make your own Movie Misquote Dad.

    Say ‘What’ again! I dare you! I triple-dare you! »

  9. Famous Quotes as if Spoken in Proper English

    Famous Movie Quotes as if Spoken by a Proper Englishman

    Salutations, internet ne’erdowells. Since I was a lad, I have enjoyed fine cinema. In those days, films were written and performed properly. With a dignified vocabulary and diligent diction.

    Alas, those days have gone the way of the dodo. Class and manners have been usurped by poorly constructed idioms and distasteful vulgarity. I cannot view a picture film without my ears being molested by the horrendous mangling of the English language.

    Therefore I have put my quill to parchment and rewritten some of the most famed movie quotations as a proper Englishman would have uttered them. I think you’ll see that they are much improved upon.

    Quite. »

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