Posts Tagged “search engines”

Nick uses Facebook’s social graph search

Facebook has a powerful new search tool! Nick tries to break it.

Previously: Nick and Siri get an iPhone 5
- - 2013/01/18 at 4:55 pm
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 1460 views
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- Filed under:Videos
Celebrities and What Google Image Search Suggests You Add to Their Names
- Amy Poehler: hot, young, husband
- Will Arnett: young, Gob, shirtless
- Jason Bateman: young, Juno, Gap
- David Cross: young, beard, girlfriend
- Amber Tamblyn: hot, hair, feet
- America Ferrera: hot, hair, weight loss
- Jonah Hill: fat, skinny, girlfriend
- Brad Pitt: young, hair, photoshoot, body
- Angelina Jolie: hot, no clothes, leg
- Morgan Freeman: God, young, Mandela
- George Burns: cigar, young, monkey
- John Denver: young, plane, Country Roads
- Buddy Holly: costume, and the Crickets, Weezer
- Rivers Cuomo: beard, mustache, family
- John Stossel: Fox, mustache, shirtless, slapped
- Rush Limbaugh: fat, young, Oxycontin
- Glenn Beck: Fox News, crazy, crying
- John Boehner: crying, smoking, tan, orange
- Snooki: pregnant, hot, fat, no makeup
- Bobby Moynihan: Snooki
- Tina Fey: hot, fat, scar
- - 2012/03/30 at 10:31 am
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 725 views
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- Filed under:Lists
Searches I Made Up to Amuse Bloggers

Listing the “funny search terms that brought people to my blog” is exquisitely boring, like recounting last night’s dreams or telling my dad about my accomplishments.

But bloggers love to do it! Haters gonna hate! So I might as well make it a little more interesting for them. Here are some searches I made on Google Blog Search, clicking some results each time. I’m looking forward to my future Gmail ads.

Let’s get retarded in here. »
- - 2011/09/30 at 9:00 am
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 2416 views
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- Filed under:Screwing With People
The Top 10 Websites, by Teenage Me

The Internet is home to literally hundreds of web sites! I’m an old pro who long ago put away the pamphlet of URLs from the library, and started branching out by randomly typing brand names I know into Netscape. Here’s my guide to the best “hot” sites.

And that’s my final answer! »
- - 2011/07/13 at 6:20 pm
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 2581 views
  - 5 comments
- Filed under:Retro

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