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Stories behind 30 stock photos of unhappy couples in bed

“How did she see my tattoo? I covered it with two tank tops!”

See 29 more unhappy couples in bed. »
- - 2013/03/19 at 2:33 pm
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 28435 views
  - 1 comment
- Filed under:Stupid Pictures
Awkward Stock Photo Captions
We were going to show you some awkward stock photos, but we can’t afford the rights. Instead, here are some (real) awkward stock photo captions from Shutterstock.
- a beautiful girl wrapped in the bathtowel
- three happy and sensual caucasian girlfriends having drive on a red cabriolet car with bright positive expressions
- Minority doctor set on white background
- Happy woman in wheelchair with young woman in nature
- Group of business people. Business team.
- Family In Park With American Football
See more awkward stock photo titles. »
- - 2012/09/05 at 3:55 pm
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 468 views
  - 1 comment
- Filed under:Lists
Unhappy Couples in Bed

While researching a premature ejaculation joke, I discovered hundreds of stock photos, all of unhappy couples in bed.

All unhappy couples are not unhappy in their own way. I’ve learned that unhappy couples wear a lot of clothes to bed, and that they sit on opposite sides and hold their heads a lot. Their bedrooms are usually white. The men rest pillows in their laps. They are definitely not having sex.

See what’s wrong with 21 unhappy couples in bed. »
- - 2012/07/17 at 8:00 am
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 2390 views
  - 2 comments
- Filed under:Lists
60 Random Stock Photos to Use Up the Rest of Our Photo Budget — Best Week Ever is shutting down, so they’re pulling a Conan.
- - 2012/06/14 at 2:48 pm
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 14 views
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- Filed under:Data Points
Elderly People From Stock Photos Writing on 4chan

Just some stock images of old people captioned with things I read on 4chan’s /b/ board today.

Language NSFW.

‘The narrator has a fucking Hispanic accent.’ »
- - 2011/11/02 at 3:17 pm
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 4121 views
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- Filed under:Stupid Pictures
Stocking Is the New Planking

Unlike planking or owling, this is actually creative and yes let’s all do it. Let’s stock.
- - 2011/08/22 at 11:22 am
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 332 views
  - 1 comment
- Filed under:Data Points
Five Pictures of This One Guy

So this stock photo site called Fotolia offered us a promotional free month’s subscription. We’ve used a couple of shots, but we haven’t done that thing that stock photo sites were made for, which is to make fun of them.

So to fix that, here are five photos of the same guy in four different outfits looking confused at an old computer.

Get a load of this guy. »
- - 2011/08/01 at 9:00 am
  - by Nick Douglas
- - 1382 views
  - 23 comments
- Filed under:Stupid Pictures

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