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Posts Tagged “Twitter jokes”

  1. Vin Diesel upside down

    You need to get in on Twitter’s #VinDieselSunday

    The joke of Twitter’s #VinDieselSunday isn’t quite that Vin Diesel is dumb… it’s that he sort of sees the world like a child. An alien child. An autistic alien child.

    Every Sunday, very funny Twitter users think of ways that Vin Diesel would misinterpret normal things:

    https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/272738655972511746

    https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/272780537184268288

    https://twitter.com/gavinspeiller/status/272772547563634689

    The best thing is that there are very few lame ones. Sift through the hashtag search and sure, some aren’t gold, but they’re all at least bronze. Only the pros come out for Vin Diesel Sunday.

    See more of the best #VinDieselSunday tweets. »

  2. Windows 8 Mad Libs

    WPWordFlow reveals Microsoft’s opinion of its users

    Yo momma is the largest city in America. Batman and I don’t understand each other. Guess what I’m wearing shorts lol jk. These are a few of the texts Microsoft thinks you want to send to other human beings.

    WPWordFlow is a relatively new Twitter account that explores the predictive text feature on Windows Phone 8. According to the profile, “Every word except the first one is added sequentially using Windows Phone 8’s suggested words bar.”

    Some of them make total sense:

    With others, you can’t help but sense a bit of the stereotypical Microsoft nerd seep in:

    See the weirder tweets that Windows 8 writes. »

  3. My Dinner With Andre Google Images

    #LessInterestingMovies: A Twitter game

    Last night (and into this morning), Twitter people were playing #LessInterestingMovies. I feel like we’ve played this hashtag game many times before. Which makes it less interesting and thus PERFECTLY SELF-REFERENTIAL.

    https://twitter.com/RobMaher/status/270747020048871424

    https://twitter.com/mediumtime/status/270764888106872832

    https://twitter.com/diablo504/status/270861234411298816

    See more less interesting movies. »

  4. MinerMikeMiner avatar

    Follow Friday: @MinerMikeMiner

    Mike Miner tells classic old-fashioned jokes. Heavy on the puns. He’s like those pieces of ginger they put on sushi plates for between bites of unagi — a nice crisp palate-cleanser that you don’t have to struggle to interpret.

    Read more of Mike’s best tweets. »

  5. BlackBerryIdeas Twitter avatar mangled

    Follow Thursday: @blackberryideas

    I always pick the wrong ideas for novelty accounts. It’s always something I get sick of after like twenty posts. Blackberry, surprisingly, is not such an account.

    By using the same broken English as fake Presidential candidate Matt Romney, reading @blackberryideas feels like hearing people with far more self-respect than brains, scrabbling to conquer something much larger than themselves. It’s like watching an unlikeable Don Quixote who’s already lost, but a lot more fun than that sounds.

    Read more great tweets from @blackberryideas. »

  6. LastLinesFromGreatBooks - the monster at the end of this book

    #Last Lines From Great Books: A Twitter game

    Yesterday, Twitter users listed fake last lines from famous books.

    I’m not sure whether this tag started as something sincere; after a while there were plenty of people quoting the actual ends of all the Hunger Games and Harry Potter. But there were also all these good jokes:

    https://twitter.com/PeterJOrvetti/status/268152493987463169

    See a couple dozen more of the absolute best book jokes. »

  7. vrunt avatar

    Follow Friday: @vrunt

    Vrunt is highly imaginative. That’s pretty much all I know about him. Seems like that sums him up as a person, yep.

    See more of vrunt’s best tweets. »

  8. Fake Theme Park avatar collage

    Follow Friday: @FakeThemePark

    Fake Theme Park is a very studious novelty account. They’ve written nearly 3,000 jokes over the last couple of years. They stay on theme, they develop characters without alienating new readers, and they get topical.

    They’re grossly underfollowed at about 2,500. Get in now, and they’ll give you an extra punch in your fiftieth-visit’s-free card!

    Read more of FakeThemePark’s best tweets. »

  9. Charles Dickens writes fanfic

    The best #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets (Volume 2)

    “You’re tearing this family apart,” Matriarch Sonic told Tails, “with your shitty Christmas gifts of single rings wrapped in aluminum foil.” “It’s your fault!” said Tails. “You’re the subject of too many satirical National Novel Writing Month tweets!” Sonic almost smacked Tails across the face, but s/he knew it to be true. S/he and her/is fedora were bringing shame upon their suburban dynasty.

    They barely calmed down for Thanksgiving dinner, both staring at their phones reading Slacktory’s picks of the best #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets. They’d already devoured volume 1, and they now dug into the second course.

    Read many more excellent NaNoWriMo jokes. »

  10. fanfic writer

    The best #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets (Volume 1)

    I strapped another BatoPak to my fingers. It had been a hard month writing Future Articles for Future Slacktory, the last comedy blog on the internet after everyone realized CollegeHumor was made of stupidheads.

    I took a break to read the #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets that made fun of National Novel Writing Month. They were all good. But maybe if I trimmed away the redundant ones and picked the very best, I could survive another day in the War on Things I Don’t Like.

    See hecka more #NaNoWriMoOpeners jokes. »

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