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Posts Tagged “Zooey Deschanel”

  1. Zooey Deschanel at the window with Siri

    Zooey Deschanel’s Stupid Weather Report

    Yep, another parody of Zooey Deschanel’s Siri ad. But this one’s not a string of whimsical requests!

    Watch Zooey talk to Siri. »

  2. Siri awakened with a start — a jolt, really, as though the couch had just gone over a bad bump. “Why are you so sunny?” She only partly took in Zooey’s presence. “Should I repeat that for you?”

    Zooey observed her rather narrowly. “I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy,” she said.

    “Damn, girl, then why’d you just ask me about the rain?” Siri said.

    — Siri and Zooey, by J.D. Salinger [HyperVocal]

    Via: Rachel Fershleiser

  3. Zooey Deschanel talks to Siri

    All the Best Tweets from the “Zooey Asks Siri” Novelty Twitter

    @ZooeySiri is full of questions Zooey Deschanel would ask Siri. You know, because she did that iPhone ad where she was whimsical with Siri.

    Man, people really like to mock tweedom.

    Read the rest of ZooeySiri’s best tweets. »

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    Beyond Adorkable: Fox’s Next Fall Lineup

    By embodying the imaginary attribute “adorkable” on her Fox sitcom The New Girl, Zooey Deschanel struck a mainstream blow for the dorks, the dweebs, the nerds, the geeks, and the spazzes. She took a dubious personality trait and turned it into an asset.

    This trend shouldn’t end with Sweet Zooey D, though. Next season’s Fox lineup should feature even more negative characteristics in a positive light. Here are some suggestions for potential comedies, dramas, and reality programs that will help the public rethink personality flaws as charming quirks through the power of combined words.

    Title: Sad to the Bone
    Tag Line: When it comes to depression, she’s the depresident!
    Description: Aubrey Plaza pays Deana, a recent college graduate with zero job prospects and dwindling motivation. She spends most of her days watching Roseanne on Hulu and assuring her overbearing mother that she is indeed applying for work. Deana eats blocks of cheese like apples. Her cats make her sneeze. Even her best friends have trouble dragging her out of bed, and when they do, she’s such a bummer that they wonder whether it was even worth it. When Deana rolls her eyes, though… ZING! Look out, world! 

    Next up: Jon Hamm in ‘Hometown Zero’

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